ZomB-AID / August 3rd, 2005

Poison Ivy League, Peelander Z, ZWA

3 Bands, One Cause.

Boston, Ma

Headline: Dr. Cube is brainwashing the Tufts College Campus and thousands other like it. His plan, a MASS MINION BRAINWASHING, using subliminal sonic hypnosis. A sonic beam transmitter that looks exactly like a Direct TV dish has been placed at the key points in many college areas, where Cube transmits the signal, brainwashing thousands of hard working college students and turning them into mindless minions. This is truly college radio gone bad.

Louden Noxious As the voice of Kaiju Big Battel, Louden is the most outspoken Dr. Cube detractor in the world. His mission: to educate the world about Dr. Cube and his evil agenda of creating monsters and mindless minion slaves. Upon learning about Cubes evil plan to infiltrate college campuses with his sonic brainwashing frequencies, Louden quickly sprang into action forming The Poison Ivy League, a ROCK BAND with the sonic power to CRUSH Cubes brainwave and free the minds of innocent co-eds nationwide. Louden and his band will not cease until Cube is found, pulled from his spider hole, and thrown into jail where he is photographed in his tighty-whiteys.

Joe Decimate: When Louden needed an army to fight off Cubes signals, the first person he turned to was his blood-brother, the mighty Joe Decimate. An old friend, ladies man AND bass player extrordinaire, Joe and Louden played together in the seminal and influential punk band The Crutchhuggers. After a melodramatic break up, Joe became one half of the greatest tag teams in the history of wrestling, The Decimators. After holding the tag team championship twelve times, Joes partner was kidnapped by Dr. Cube and turned into a mindless minion. Joe has vowed to never rest until Cube is destroyed and longs to give Cube himself the dreaded finishing maneuver, the Decimation Device.

Lord Byron Intimidation: As the Lord of Percussive Pursuasion, Lord Byron Intimidation has actually been fighting Dr. Cube for years. As a key member of H.U.A.C. (Heroes United Against Cube), LBI is most well known for anti-brainwashing technique. Using his God given talent for beating drums, he pounds the victim into submission with propulsive rhythms and life-affirming beats. His patented Cube-Piercing mics are known around the world and sell on e-bay at astonishingly high prices.

Scenario X: We dont know much about the brilliant enigma known as Scenario X. What we do know is that he is the only man who knows the exact pitch, frequency, and wavelength of Dr. Cubes transmitted system. He jams the signal using his own homemade electronics and his Sonic Youth album collection. Currently collaborating with John Zorn on a Christmas album that will be sold only in hell.

SECRET WEAPON: Happy Meal Face

Abandoned as a child, raised by Beanie Babies, and forced into a cold world, Happy Meal Face had few options in life. He taught himself how to play guitar using a toy instrument purchased from a fast food chain. Years later he would learn that his father, a part-time clown, had sold that very fast food chain to none other than Dr. Cube, who plans on poisoning the world one customer at a time. Fueled by vengence, he dedicated his musical career to preventing childhood eating disorder and raise awareness for childrens nutrition. HMF uses his guitar prowess to neutralize Cubes signal, ending the brainwashing cycle and squashing the victims cravings for fast food. With the possible demise of fast food chains worldwide at risk, Happy Meal Face truly is Loudens secret weapon in this sonic warfare!